I provide unlicensed podcast therapy* to the undiscerning client.

Services and treatments available for:

• Imposter syndrome

• Hate-my-job induced depression

• Procrastinators

• Beginners

• Pivoters

• Wanders who actually are legit lost

• People with an idea but no plan

• People with a plan but no idea

• Fear of failure

• Fear of success

• Fear of a life unlived

• And more

Email me at rachelmward at gmail to schedule a consultation.

Forms of payment accepted: Pound cake, potato chips, you letting me play your piano for a little while, portraits of my cat, house plants, charitable donations, Manhattans

I do not accept insurance, I do not have any therapy credentials, and I do not have any money so suing me will be very fruitless.

*I thought I invented this idea but Google tells me Maya Goldberg-Safir used it first, which doesn’t surprise me because, I mean c’mon.